Golf is…

A most honest and wise old golf ball once told me…

 

 

 

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This is how my wife mark her golf balls

Have you ever wondered how your golf ball must feel?

  • You beat it maybe once or up to 70-100 times a round
  • You scream at it to ‘turn left!  come back’ or to ‘check’ when it can’t because it has to follow the rules of physics
  • You beat it until its all bruised and scraped up and replace it with their bro from the same sleeve
  • It feels very needed because you spent 5 minutes looking for it in the forest; only to shoot it deeper into the forest the very next shot
  • You get so mad at it that you don’t feel any guilt when drowning it in the nearest pond

Have you hugged your golf ball today?

Please, no more punishment for today!